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Thank you oh "principled ones"

Posted by 2spothipshot on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 12:48:17 AM
    Everyone, now's the time to thank the cut and runners. The 'Politics of National Destruction' will build ever stronger with the coronation of "Shreeker of the House" nancy pulloutsi, Charlie "ways and means" rangel,the guy that promised impeachment hearings. Hey, if we're lucky,the senate might still turn and we'll get to see ted kennedy:Chairman of the Armed Services Committee. Pat leahy:"king of the judiciary". The night is young.Thanks guys! I'm sure now the GOP will swing around violently to accomodate a bunch of people that didn't even vote. Ya, that's gonna happen. Cause we all know, Ronald Reagans aren't born, they're created by a-holes like you. Stupid self righteous morons. I feel like Charlton Heston kneeling in front of the remains of ol' Liberty screaming "dam you ! You blew it all to hell" or whatever the hell he said.

   Next time you see an Iraq war vet amputee and the "al-nancy-leftist-brigades" have just stopped funding the war, effectively making him the victim of another "Viet Nam", make sure to tell him that it couldn't have happened without your principled stomping and withholding of breath -and your vote- to show your displeasure with those darn politicians that actually acted like...um...oh ya, that's it, politicians.Nice move exlaxes! And be sure to enjoy that nice new set of super taxes about to be leveled on you. Not to worry though, the SCOTUS will probably have confiscated your property by then anyway. 
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Regarding ABSENTEES...

Posted by 2spothipshot on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 10:50:42 PM
    Can someone please explain to me -IN THE YEAR OF THE ABSENTEE- how they are calling races that have a minIscule sepAration when we are being told constantly the following 3 things:

#1) Absentee votes lean right -military etc.
#2) Some places are getting up to 40% of there ballotts from absentees AND
#3) They don't even count absentees unless the regular votes LEAVE A CLOSE RESULT.

Explain please.....I'M WAITING !!!
 
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Direct From the Fraud Task Force

Posted by 2spothipshot on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 8:28:32 AM
   This just in: Teams of lawyers from the a.c.l.u.(All Criminals Love Us) are going into every area of the country where a close race is projected and are filing "citizen" complaints of voter fraud on behalf of all the people that john kerry can't get around to saving from themselves.
that, was just in.
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Your Voter Guides for left and right

Posted by 2spothipshot on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 12:25:15 AM
    Democrats Official Voter Guide

First: We've already won!!! Hooray for Nancy! We're king of the world! If you see happy republicans during the day, don't sweat it. To paraphrase the late and great Ma Richards, "They can't hep it! They was born with a positive bone in they brain!" 

Second: Tap keg, drink heartily.

 
   Official GOP Voter Guide

First: Don't over do it. If we win by too much the resultant litigation will cause total governmental gridlock......Wait a second, scratch that first one. Go home. Get on your Diebold brand home voter machine and start to votin' early AND often. If ya'all want to see your next Haliburton royalty cheque, ya'all will do as I say! You have your marching orders! Now hop to it!
Karl
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"If a Tree Falls on a Liberal..." & other queries

Posted by 2spothipshot on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 12:08:08 AM
  
If a lib wackjob has a cable talkshow and nobody watches,did he still wretch into the camera ?

   If a resident of California casts a vote for a republican,did he actually vote ?

  Is there an entrepenuer out there who could start a patriotic web site which features videos that highlight the goodness of this country ? Call it "RedWhiteandBluetube" and fill it with our guys gettin' theirs and I'll check it out.
 
  "Cut and run conservatives" to GOP- "You can have my vote when you pry it from my cold dead Aaaarrrgh !..."
This just in: A representative from A.C.O.R.N. just beat the GOP to that mans vote. 
 
Yet another DNC axiom: "The only poll that counts is the one we commission John Zogby to do."
 
  If "An idle mind is the devils workshop", is a liberal mind "The terrorists bomb factory" ?
 
   I found out where San Fran Nan's been the last couple of weeks. Rehearsing with her new band, "Big Lib Nan and the Leftists". If all goes well in the elections they'll be available for the "Leftypaloozer" tour which starts with a bang at "WoodStalin 2006".
 
   Found an instruction manual outside Zogby's polling headquarters. The most interesting chapter involved the technique of pounding away at the public for months on the "fact" that the GOP is about to take it in the shorts on election day. Then, assess the affect you've had on the real opinion of the people and make the necessary adjustments right before election day and VOILA ! You can explain Linc Chaffey etc.
 
   A brilliant political commercial runs in Tennessee and everyone -including the wuss who ostensibly is the benificiary of the ad- cries racial insensitivity. Let's see, a white woman says she met a black man (SHOCKING !), she's also a cute young blond (HORRORS !) and then she whispers, "Harold, call me", Aaaahhhh !!! Smutty RACISM !!!

  Republican nightmare scenario: Rush,right thinking blogs/columnists/authors have all public statements,transmissions and publications replaced by "The text of this message has been removed in accordance with 'The New Fairness Doctrine'."

   Democrat nightmare: Unlawful combatant detainees forced to eat same food as incarcerated service people accused of torture for putting panties on heads of mass murders and child rapists.
   Stay tuned for your voter guide(s)
2spot
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Fancies that Discombobulate my 'Upper Story' 'til it's F.U.B.A.R.

Posted by 2spothipshot on Monday, November 06, 2006 1:27:28 AM
 
I hereby declare it a crime punishable by death for any talking head pundit or politico to reference "winning the peace".
 
Does living ones life in accordance with "scientific studies" "cause cancer" ?
 
If Rush, Laura etc. never played clips of or refered to chris williams of "hardball" infamy or any of those other boobs, would they even register in the public consciousness ?
 
Why are people who use the word 'socioeconomic' usually a***-retentive dingbats ?
 
Would this blog be more successful if it was called (more accurately by the way) "Musings of an American Truckdriver" ?
 
While they're discovering all of those new species on the 'planet that GW is destroying' I've got one more. The "Franco American Woosycrat". I believe j kerry is available to model for the dictionary illustration now that his calendar is clear for the next couple of years.
 
Now kerry is also free to publish his memoirs, "Jean Fraud Bigalow - French Lite Jiggalo"
 
I lost the "Where's Nancy  now?" pool in my shop. I had her checking into a "hospital" this Wednesday to deal with stress issues after the "Referendum on this Administration" goes badly for her. "NOW PINCH HITTING FOR THE FORMER, 'ALL BUT CORONATED' NEXT SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE..."
 
Did you see the new commercial for the big lib group that's full of Hollywood types and the press ? They call it, Working Everyday to Help All Those that Exist, the Young,Old and Underpriveliged
 
If the advocate media hated Jean Fraud K like they hate Rush, here's how I envision them headlining his newfound quote from 1972:
Kerry Exposed-"Hey, it wasn't me commiting the attrocities! It was all of those poor, dumb non-whites"
 
If john kerry were forced to explain his stance on vacillation, would his head explode ? If he successfully manuevered through a debate on the subject, would the universe achieve "instant Karma" ?
 
Are these nutballs in Iran and N. Korea etc. really dangerous or are they just in the throws of the neurosis known as "warhead envy".
 
 
Why is it assumed (even by the repubs who run from it) that "Stay the course" is a bad thing. I thought it meant, commiting to the mission even though the going gets tough. It wasn't bad when we stayed the course during WWII. Oh yeah, we ALL wanted to win that war.
 
Always remember, never comment negatively on the appearance of hillary clinton or the media will decend upon you like ugly on a senator.
 
In my opinion, the dereliction of the advocate media is evil because actual facts that should be a part of the national consciousness,are not even known while total lies are "known" as common knowledge. ex:Just take all of the myths from Viet Nam and the heroes who served there. Even many of them believe the "fact" that most of them were/are (insert hollywood cliche here).
 
If the dems do win get ready for "Tax Cuts for the Homeless" and the new "Begged income Credit".
 
Why does "republican voter fraud" only occur in the most strategic areas of the country and when dems lose ? It doesn't you idiots ! We're slaughtering you guys in California ! 40% vote GOP in Cali ? HA!!! We'd get about 10% without Haliburton and Diebold doin' their best out here. Also, you just think we own the south. We've been stealin' it since bob byrd torched his first black church.
 
During the World Series I learned that "My country" is about forest fires,floods,death,doom and destruction and that was just the chevy commercials. Man I used to love chevy. Don't they think I know "jon kittycat melonhead" hates my President ? I don't mind him singing, but did they have to let him produce the darn things ?
 
that's it for todays head scratchings -2spot
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The REAL Cost - of EVERY Soldier Lost

Posted by 2spothipshot on Sunday, November 05, 2006 1:26:11 PM
 
As one who is deeply offended by the constant,and completely void of any context, tallying of dead U.S. servicemen I would just like to make a plea to any sane news organization out there that might not be invested in Americas' defeat or at least wouldn't mind actually seeing "us" win.


Someone. Anyone.Please consider this formula I have devised to estimate the actual loss sustained to the world every time we lose one of "ours"( I put it in quote marks because very popular people like dave letterman and ted turner aren't sure who THEY want to win although we do now have the good news that wolf blitzer would prefer it if the US wins). 
 
The formula: 27 million folk live in Iraq / Most polls I see indicate that about 2 thirds (minimum), of the Iraqi citizenry, support the U.S. militarys' presence until they can defend themselves / That makes it about 18 million we are defending, who want to be defended (in THE most conservative estimate possible that is.I think the kids are with us about 90%) / Now, if you take those 18 million and divide them by the current total of Marines, Soldiers, Airmen and Sailors that have given their lives in defense of "The Grateful 18 mil" lets call them, you can then establish an actual value to that serviceman or womans life. I see it at about 6,000 of "The Greatful 18 mil" still alive and relatively safe to each one of our fallen heroes. Of course there is no value that can comfort the broken hearts of so many families that will go on without a son or daughter or grow up without a dad or mom or live the rest of their lives without one more hug, phone call or special moment that only their lost brother, sister or friend could provide and had provided for their all too short lives. Somehow, America continues to replace these irreplaceables. These gems of humanity that john kerry and his camp spit on everyday with word and deed that is designed to fullfil their own prophecy of saying that "they died in vain" by ending the war effort before it can succeed.

Would it really be so much to ask that an anchor put some actual context into the number(s) that they so happily report ? Instead of just beating us over our heads with,the next dead young Americans' body so as to make us all cry out "STOP ! I don't want another Viet Nam. Let's just quit. There's nothing good happening there anyway." They -kerrys' "halpless" halfwits- are  not numbers. They're not standing targets for the killers. They are doing great works and they believe in the Presidents mission. It's their mission. To say that their mission is a complete and total failure is to suggest that john kerry was right when he said that they are too stupid to know what's best for themselves or the country.

I know it's not easy for most people to pay attention when there's so much "fun stuff" and responsibilities to take care of, but I  refuse to believe that America, that my America, will go along and do as the elites want us to do and give up on the only people left that can save us. That can save the world. That have already saved the world from itself time after time in the last 100 years and before that, saved the union herself from destruction.

When Lynn Cheney asked the Al qeda stooge if he wanted "us" to win, I was half expecting him to say, "It depends on what we decide the meaning of the word 'us' is to us ." You're not one of 'us' wolf. At least I wouldn't want you or yours anywhere near me in a firefight. I used to say "To hell with them! America can win anyway." I know America is less safe without that man or woman who's keeping his or her 6,000 Iraqi civilians safer, but I am no longer sure that America will win with the L.A.M.B. slaughterhouse working to defeat her all of the way.
 
   No, they'll never show a picture of the thousands protected by a fallen heroe, whose death they just reported as a cold statistic.Nor will they say something like "But for him, these 6,000 or so people would be dead." But that's what I see in my mind. He died for them.He died for us. Now, if you want to calculate the per serviceperson value to American civilians' safety....All I can say is, thank a soldier and the best way to do that is to NOT pull the rug out from under him in the middle of the mission he believes in and knows he can win. Don't let his fallen brothers become a footnote in the history of lost causes.

Mark Ducharme
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Don't let the "LAMB" lead U.S. to slaughter

Posted by 2spothipshot on Saturday, November 04, 2006 5:24:43 PM
 cnns' wolf blitzer, when defending his networks airing of SOLICITED terrorist propoganda/recruiting films, told Lynn Cheney words to the affect, "We have to show the news,even when the news is not so good". Well wolf, does that include reporting news that's not so good for the enemy ? Like, "Now there's 6,000 more Iraqis in peril because a U.S. serviceman was just gunned down by an illegal enemy combatant who was hiding behind a baby carriage and the Marine refused to fire back in self defense." Of course not. That's the point in a nutshell. The news that's "not so good" for U.S. servicemen is ALL that's shown except for the news that IS good for the killers. Now I see. It all averages out -50/50.

 
   I know the coverage won't change. Hell, the culture of Liberal Activist Media Bias, or L.A.M.B. if you will, won't even publish a humorous little photo of our side having some innocent (and poignant) fun with a pompous twit. But that doesn't mean we have to pay attention to it. It corrupts, it pollutes, it weakens morale resolve to the point where I here people who should know better, repeating the doomsayers talking points and agreeing with their predictions of things that might as well've already happened, even when they know that it's bad info (polls based on undersampling of republicans) that's put out by the L.A.M.B.s laughterhouse to try and affect the desired result that they previously predicted all wrong. Look, their views won in Viet Nam when they secured defeat, leaving thousands of young servicemens' records stained unjustly forever and they have been working ever since to wreak the same kind of havoc on their enemies -the defenders of liberty and capitalism.

   I say don't let them get away with it. Keep reading the blogs, find your news elsewhere than the L.A.M.B. machine and formulate your own conclusions from those facts without interference from "tragedy tv" as Laura Ingraham so accurately calls it. Won't it be great to see with your own eyes, the total and utter destruction of the networks and newspapers that have for so long been  hostile to all that is good, decent and traditional in this country ? They got this way because once upon a time it was needed to expose the injustices that were happening to many in this country. The only problem is, the country has gotten much better while they have seen it to be continuing along a path towards fascism or whatever else their twisted logic sees. Of course they do this while ignoring TRUE crimes and attrocities like voter registration tampering by "a.c.o.r.n.", Castros' mass slaughter/imprisonment of his own people, the state of Massconfusion continuing to re-elect the Ill-legal firm of, frank,kennedy unt kerry etc. 

   No my sympathetic ones, they will never change, so our only hope is to ignore them out of existence. Stop quoting the ny times for crying out loud ! It validates the rest of their tripe in the minds of so many. I believe that the right has a fully selfsustainable network of information with which to keep itself accurately informed. Don't use them except when making an accusation of treason or slander against our side. Americas' side. Isn't knowing that that's not their side enough not to pay them attention anymore ? Either slaughter the "L.A.M.B." with a new and improved "House Un-American Activities" commitee (right, like that will ever happen) or just shame them whenever we can and ingore them for the rest of the time.For what it's worth, I'm for the terrorists being just the start of the suspencion of the writ of habeas corpus.
2spot
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moveon.orgs' Top 10 why they're sweepin' on election day

Posted by 2spothipshot on Friday, November 03, 2006 10:33:34 PM
  Hi everybody, this is your old pal David "I'm so dumb john kerry must've been talkin' about me the other day and NOT U.S. servicemen and women. I mean really,to what depths can one mans' inability to grasp simple concepts sink ?" Letterman and welcome to the 1st, last and by MY calculations, 10th annual "moveon.org Top 10 list presentation". This years one and only, never to be heard from again list title is, "The Top 10 reasons why the dnc will sweep back into power of all 8 branches of guv-urn-ment-ta"
Tonights telepromptor reader is that famous conservative and mental giant, andrew sullivan. andrew ? Take it away !
a.s.: "Uuuuh...and the #1 raisin is..."
 
dl "Uh dan ? dan ? What ? What do you mean he's not dan rather ? The writy typy thing said he's a 'mental giant'. Whatever, go ahead Mr. sullither."
 
as "Yes, well, the #10 raisin that the dnc will sweep something or other next week is, Massachewsits voters super fired up to vote for the party that has Osama Obama as an up and coming star
 
#2, Other than West Palm Beach Florida, democrats are masters at following ballot instructions/doing things in their proper sequence
 
#8, Since when do WE have to 'Get out the vote', to get a lot of votes ?(wink wink, nudge nudge)
 
#4, The GOP just isn't willing to go through all of the litigation if they 'win'
 
#9, With spokespersons like barb streisand, the dixie chicks and alec balwin, how could we possibly fail ?
 
#7, air America already ran an exit poll outside several berkely post offices and coffee houses and it's official - WE WIN !
 
#5, Don't be stoopit ! Even an unfertilized embryo knows that we can't lose.
 
And now, the #1 raisin why...uh...what I said before...um...here it is,NUMBER, ONE ! - Didn't you here ? God fears democrats but he HATES republicans...I mean, he 'loathes the military'...I mean, the military is stupid...I mean, 'Bushy Jr.' is hitler...Oh ! You know exactly what I meant and you know I know that you know ! Man, yer so dumb !
 
# 'cinco de screwo', We have 12 mil extra votes you idiots can't trace.    Suckas !!!
 
#666, We all signed contracts with a certain 'permit to carry and conceal a pitchfork' holdin' , red hued one. 'Nuff said, done deal, game over, we win. Eat it GOP ! "
 
dl "Aaah, thank you Mr. stone....oliver stone everybody. Thanks for coming everyone ! We'll see you all again last year...hey....there's no more words on the wordy talky thingy....(drooling now)duuuuuuhhhhh..."
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Thoughts to Consider While Pondering Whether or not to Think About Them

Posted by 2spothipshot on Friday, November 03, 2006 9:31:53 PM
 
   Is it just me or is there a remarkable similarity between the footage J. Kerry had shot of himself in Viet Nam and the famous "Bigfoot" film ? Has Kerry and Sasquatch ever been seen together ? I know he's been seen with several endangered species like the "North American Democratous-Liberalis", but can we say for sure that he isn't in fact the large footed primate that roams the great northwest ? No wonder why Medved wants to find one.
 
   Popular bumper sticker in any township in Mass.
"I voted for Kerry 57 times and all I got was 6 more years of his crap"
 
The "Cut and Run Conservatives" might help destroy this country as we know it, but I sure do feel smart standing next to one. Have your picture taken with one today. Before they wise up.
 
   Commercial I'd like to see:
"Please give to 'Ronald McReagan House'. 
 'The way home, for the Conservative soul'
 
 Hey cnn-jazeera ! The next time you're giving air time to our blood enemies, why don't you try identifying their leader like this ? "And now a word from the 'supreme commander of the killers that hide amongst women and children' ." 
Oh ya, you're cnn.
 
always remember
   "It's not the act of speaking that makes the first amendment sacred. It's the act of spilling ones blood to protect it that is."
 
   Forget "Ways and Means", I wouldn't trust Charlie Rangel with curds and whey.
 
  The next time your liberal pal is whining about "big oil" giving out "golden parachutes" just tell him/her that "Demonizing oil execs never filled a starving gas tank".
 
  The Pentagon commissioned a project to develop a "scum seeking" bullet. They had to put the kybosh on the whole thing though once they realized it could never be safely demonstrated before an audience of politicians.
 
   I went down to the pet store the other day to get a new Bombiranian. Man, when that thing "Goes" around the house, it takes the whole house with it ! It was like, "Nice doggy, nice" tic tic tic BOOM !
 
   Just in case you were wondering why, even with their  willing accomplices in the press, al qeda and the taliban don't have conventional press conferences. Actually, they do. It's just that no one has survived one yet. They always end with a real bang.
 
   Liberal idea of a profundity: "Remember, 'integrity', 'honor' , 'courage' etc. are just ideas a bunch of dead white guys came up with, so don't bother chasing after them."
 
   Here's a story you might see in the future (in h. clintons' dreams that is):
                             Obama Found Dead in Car
Possible Democrat Presidential candidate and veteran of 2 full years in the Senate, Barak Obama, was found dead in the back of his limo. "Everwone thought he wuz blest wit' charisma. Toins out he wuz coised wit' 'car-asthma'." Said witness, James Carvell. "No I don't know notin' ! I jes hapnid on da seen afta he wer moided......Gimme dat cam'ra ya'all rotwing conspiatah ! OooooWE !!! You gon be in sum fine taisin' gumbo boy, ya hear ?"
That's it from Vegas. "Who gets snuffed here, Gets buried here" 2spot
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He's Baaaaak God Bless John O'neill !

Posted by 2spothipshot on Friday, November 03, 2006 2:40:35 AM
   John O'neill was on H&C tonight and was attacked with a pack of lies by the liberal tool, alan colmes, who asserted his usual democrat talking points about how our best and brightest are just a bunch of rapists and killers. G damm mr. colmes and his ilk ! I am sick and tired of him and his collaborator pals in CONGRESS AND THE SENATE getting a free pass for they're constant slanders of American servicemen DURING TIME OF WAR ! These virulent scum must not be able to poison the minds of Americans, who barely pay attention, with their lies and insults towards the very people who are protecting their sorry sorry butts from a fate worse than death, if and when our blood enemies wrest control of any or all of this great nation.

   You useful idiots ! Do you not know that the slow knife of the headsman will be swiftest against you when they get a hold on any part of this great republic ? Wake up ! Check out a history book. They are coming to kill us all and they will not hesitate to slice the neck of the ones that beckon them so crazily. Much like taxes, if you don't think that you are paying enough, you should go ahead and write a check to the treasury and in this case, if you do not know who the real enemy is, you should go and sacrifice yourself to him so that those living in freedom will see the true cost of zero vigilance in the face of pure evil. Prove your allegiance to the "virtue" of protecting ones blood enemy. Give yourself to him so that he might define the line between us and them, as it seems that you can not yet distinguish that difference yourself.
 
   You and your ilk waste not one moment ripping my president for saying "Wanted, dead or alive" in reference to his administrations' stance on the killers. Make no mistake, you are wanted by the killers, DEAD, period. WAKE UP !!!
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The Further Adventures of "Wrong john kerry"

Posted by 2spothipshot on Thursday, November 02, 2006 10:22:37 PM
    I'm sorry America, but I am john kerry. I've been john kerry for as long as I can remember. I don't know what happened to me to make me this way. I only know one thing, I will never change. So stop being shocked and either accept me as I am or do the right thing and shame me into oblivion.
 
   I'll go over this one more time. I came back from my home movie making/metal collecting session in Viet Nam -via meetings with communist viet cong leaders- to a warm reception in congress where I willingly lied about my brothers in arms by starting the whole "Viet Nam vets are drugged out, mentally ill, killing machines who fought in 'the biggest nothing in history' and should be pitied and patronized" myth. Of course I knew that this would elevate me in the eyes of the elite, moral equivocation crowd and simultaneously result in the spitting upon, of what were basically as heroic a bunch of American war vets as had ever existed until that time. Score that, john kerry 1, the truth 0  And there was ZERO public outrage. John O'neil didn't get much traction back then. This would stand as my greatest accomlishment ever and led to many groovy "experiences" with the peacenik set.
 
   I basically coasted on that for the next 30 plus years or so, every now and then building on it with a "magic hat" story, "Christmas in Cambodia" lies etc. Still, virtually no outrage for all of the people, living and dead, on whose destroyed reputations I stood, while launching and propelling  very successful careers in politics and widow marrying. Consequently, my original lesson is reinforced for a period of 30 years leading me to think. "When in doubt, play the 'I'm a war hero and you're not' card."
 
  So you can understand that even after the "Swifboat Vets for Truth" guys gummed up my big shot at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, I still just thought, "Hey, 57 million votes is a good start. I'll be ready next time" and I slipped back into my old habits. ie: Calling American soldiers terrorists, doing the usual playing both sides of every issue ("I voted for it before I voted against it"). I dare you to find a quote that addresses anything of substance, while I was on the campaign trail in '04, that didn't have the word but,right in the middle as a sort of glue, injected to keep everyone swallowing my bull as though I was on their side -whichever side that happened to be.
 
  Now this ? I hope you can understand my consternation at all of this as I have been saying things of a much more haneous magnitude for my entire public life and got rewarded for it. Why this ? The only thing that is different this time is the public display of outrage by the oppositions' LEADERS. I'm sure there's a connection there somewhere. If only I was smarter. One thing I do know is, it was much better for me when their response to all of my treason was, "Well, it's a free country and he's got a right to SAY WHATEVER HE WANTS TO SAY. I'm too busy being president to worry about what he's saying anyway." Nope, this is deffinitely not a change for the better. But I am a brilliant man and I always know what to do so, for the last time, I'm sorry if you are too dumb to get the joke but I'm sure when you stop and think about it, you'll realize that it is only natural, for a man of my staggering omniscience, to hold anyone who is not me in utter contempt. See you in the Whitehouse,
j.k.
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Hello ! I'm john kerry, push your stool in ?

Posted by 2spothipshot on Thursday, November 02, 2006 1:53:38 AM
  Okay everybody, just relax now. Nothin' to get excited about. To finally end this thing once and for all, here's the actual text of the "joke" that john kerry meant to tell. 

"Misogyny -- if you make the most of it and you study hard men and you do your tutor, and you make an effort not to get A.I.D.S., you can stay well. If you don't, you get stuck in a crack."

  Don't you all feel just a little bit like a bunch of uneducated boobs right about now ? john kerry does....Think so, I mean. I mean john kerry thinks you're stupid. Unless you have a high GPA...I mean, you're in the military...and you're not actually stupid...unless you are...but if you'll stay off his back, you're cool with him. Just study hard....and always use protection..."Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute"...don't use drugs...Here's one. Mark Foley walks into a gay bar...how 'bout those Red Sox huh ?...john kerry LIKES BABYS !...he loves ALL children..."It's all about the children"...(now singing) I believe the children are the future.....You don't think that it's pretentious for john kerry to speak of himself in the 3rd person do you ?...Oh. Okay. I'll stop it...
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Help ! I'm john kerry and I Can't Shut-Up !

Posted by 2spothipshot on Thursday, November 02, 2006 1:13:59 AM


How can you NOT love these people ?...
Hmmm mr. kerry ?
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A Portrait of Contrition: The Life and(2or3) Times of John Kerry

Posted by 2spothipshot on Wednesday, November 01, 2006 11:00:18 PM
 J.Kerry, age 5
"I'm not 'polugizing for nothin'. I dint take the cookies and it was the dog that bwoke the jow anyhow. If anyone should 'pologize it's mommy for making all of us suffew with hew atwocious excoos for a dessewt stwategy."
 
   J.K. at 17, right after the prom date went bad.
"How was I s'posed to know ? She said she 'could swim out of anything'. Where was Teddy anyhow ? And what about my car ?"
 
   After the news of the "killing fields" came in
"See ? That just proves  you can't force liberty on people if they want to live under a totalitarian regime. Darned idealistic Capitalists were just delaying the inevitable."
 
   After he & Sen. mccain engineered deal with commy Viet Nam
"People want to cry about 'M.I.A. this' and 'P.O.W. that' but in the final analysis, if ya don't let yourself get drafted and sent to a foriegn country, you'll never have to worry about being abandoned by a couple of opportunistic Senators anyway."
 
   On getting caught by the Swifties
"I hate that *%&$!+!!!! Rove son of a %^&*#!!!"
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